Any Penguins who shared a locker room with Matt Cooke can pretty much shut the fuck up about Wilson.

I don’t even have a horse in the race, but shit. Wilson isn’t half as dirty as Cooke was and the Pens won a Cup with him.

Credit to Van for responding, in the moment and in the face a huge celebrity and icon and not backing down and still delivering some really real shit to Kanye’s face.

Red Sox fan here. And while it very much pains me to say, the current Yankees team is, if not lovable, certainly a very likeable team that is a lot of fun to watch.

Third possibility: In the grand scheme of things, managers aren’t that important. The good ones do a better job managing their bullpens and finding guys an off day. And the bad ones start clubhouse drama. But, at least as far as the regular season goes, they’re just there to react and put out fires. There are no real…

It’s no surprise to me at all that he shows love to Trump. I’ve been saying for the longest that Kanye is the Donald Trump of hip hop (and inversely, that Donald Trump is the Kanye of politics). Huge ego. Love the attention and publicity and do and say a lot of controversial shit to get it. Can’t handle criticism.…

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

Like, who outside of Columbus and Philly didn’t want to see the Capitals and Penguins go at it again in the second round this year?

Look...in the rush to make sure you’re the first commenter to pluck the lowest-hanging fruit, sometimes mistakes are made.

Sherman: Coach, things are getting stale. There’s something I want to run by you.

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks.

What if I get pissed off about unlicensed stickers of Calvin praying/pissing?

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

Your self-awareness is both admirable and despicable. Now that I’ve established a flexible position on the matter, I will wait and see which side gains an upper hand so that I can pile on in proper fashion.

Thank you. It happened last June and it’s weird - of course it’s been devastating, and I still cry in my car on my way home from work. But I’ve also connected to people more than I have in years and I have this newfound ability to stop procrastinating and live life. And I’m doing charity work which is unbelievably…

You have considerably more intestinal fortitude than I do. I sprained my ACL once (quite mildly) and have had knee injury PTSD (not actual PTSD, but like, the kind where any knee injury on TV makes me wince and get a little nauseous) ever since.

There’s even more backstory to it. Joey has been trolling Phils dicks for a while now.

You’re a fucking idiot. It’s 100% on the car.

One of the beauties of animation is that anyone (regardless of age, race, sex) can play a character on screen. H. Jon Benjamin doesn’t have to be fit and attractive to play the World’s Greatest Secret Agent. Nancy Cartwright doesn’t have to be 12 years old or a boy to play the most iconic troublemaker in television…

*extremely guy walking into a weekday, daytime baseball game voice*

The cycling community is also pushing for this change in terminology. Most cycling groups prefer collision or crash. There’s a sad/cynical joke among cyclists that if you want to get away with killing someone in this country, hit them when they’re biking. It’s sad, but pretty true. The number of times that cyclists…