I use my horn to notify the guy at the front of the left turn lane that he’s been looking at his cell phone for the last 5 seconds of our 10 second turn window. Completely justified in my opinion.

There is something sublimely inept about the combination of the pessimism that causes one to call a series of screen passes and the optimism that designs those screen plays so that all the blockers on the screen side are running to start their blocking assignments five to seven yards downfield, when the receiver never…

Here is some “elbow-to-dick” entertainment from Bills- Titans game:

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

That’s because you collapsed from heat exhaustion within sight of the finish line!

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

Don’t let this shit stop you from living your life.

They have no self-awareness. My life isn’t great right now, but I know who the architect of my woes is. The ugly bastard I see in the mirror. For them, it’s always someone else.

Your logic is flawless and useless. Incels ain’t about that logic.

There are also a million ways for you to man the hell up and quit pissing yourself over petty little things like this.

He should have said he needed to mullet over.

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

RICO

They’re both due for a beaning next time they are in St. Louis.  

This is what happens when you have no veteran leadership in the clubhouse. Baseball is going to hell because all these young players are out here having fun and appreciating one another’s play. It’s disgusting.

The 13 fans in attendance were stoked.

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