There is something sublimely inept about the combination of the pessimism that causes one to call a series of screen passes and the optimism that designs those screen plays so that all the blockers on the screen side are running to start their blocking assignments five to seven yards downfield, when the receiver never…

Here is some “elbow-to-dick” entertainment from Bills- Titans game:

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

That’s because you collapsed from heat exhaustion within sight of the finish line!

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

There are also a million ways for you to man the hell up and quit pissing yourself over petty little things like this.

He should have said he needed to mullet over.

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

RICO

They’re both due for a beaning next time they are in St. Louis.  

This is what happens when you have no veteran leadership in the clubhouse. Baseball is going to hell because all these young players are out here having fun and appreciating one another’s play. It’s disgusting.

The 13 fans in attendance were stoked.

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B, A, ST

We had to say dickety, because the kaiser had stolen our word for twenty.  

“What responsibility do you think that Americans need to take to repair the legacy of slavery in our country?”

Gareon, my Raidered son
You’ll be kneed when you are down
Lay your weary head to rest
You’re going on I.R.

Not so much “set the tone” as harmonized with the tone that has resonated through this franchise for decades. 

Geriatric vampires?

That’s because it’s so common they’d never get anything done if they checked on all the kids who got laid out. There’d be no time for growth. No time for teaching. No time for going with your gut. No time for liking the cut of someone’s jib. No time to double-down. No time to fourth meal. No time to just do it. No…