Well sir I AM a party person and I have zero respect for discipline, and I also skipped college ball for a successful professional career. So there.

How can he not remember his team? EF Education First-Drapac Presented by Cannondale just rolls off the tongue.

“you’re basically asking for it” is the calling card of a victim blamer.

It is illegal for bicyclists to ride anywhere except roadways and dedicated bike paths.

Hey.......

12th man hates 13th amendment.

They will vote exactly the same because they can’t even admit it to themselves.

i’m fucking dis custard

Dick Manley

Seriously. That list is a veritable who’s who of “who?”

The Olympic committee could have staved off that Black History Month hashtag by using one of those 2017 Lady Liberty coins to flip.

Good job, Dad.

PEASANT REVOLUTIONARY: I thought we were an autonomous collective?

You really think now is the time for a show about a lunatic holding the most powerful position in the land using a bird-based messaging system to spread brief missives of misery?

“It’s what I do: I water-ski over sharks, and I know things.”

Fuck context, I always say.

If the NFL loves the troops as much as it claims, they could probably figure out a way to cover costs for the broadcasts.

Best baseball player in New York, huh? That’s pretty impressive, you know, considering he had those really bad bone spurs to contend with.

Nude scenes in art films are comparable to Bumfights.com? C’mon....