Wow, I’ve used the phrase “card-carrying racists” before and I always thought I was being figurative. Never considered they might ACTUALLY be carrying cards.

NOTHING IS OVER! NOTHING! YOU JUST DON’T TURN IT OFF!

I also linked to said Ringer article and cited it by name and author. It’s almost as if our readers and theirs aren’t the same!

“The Fertile Octogenarian” was my alternative kinja name.

Congratulations on having a shitbag for a son, if you really are the father and not some troll. You should yank him up by the scruff of his neck and ask “what the fuck are you doing?” like a real father would.

Factoid the first: The Bills will play the Jaguars, coached by a guy they paid millions of dollars to quit after two years on the job.

Meanwhile, my goddamned, miserable, worthless, shitfuckular Buffalo Sabres got shut out yet again last night, giving up not one but two empty-netters in a 3-0 loss to the Bruins. Even if the Sabres had won, they still wouldn’t be in double-digits in the win column. But yet the fucking Golden Knights can cobble…

What’s with the lovefest for Froomie? Ask any amateur racer in the US (probably some of the only traffic you get for these articles) and Sagan will always be above Froome. Sagan is the poster child for cycling these days. He has the palmares, the swag, the charm, the sponsors, the background to backup his current…

Melo told a Manhattan Supreme Court that he had caught the victim sexting with other men after he came back to their apartment at 5 AM after a night out.

Half Dome in Yosemite is uninhabitable, that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be protected, dipshit.

In fairness to Zinke, that’s not a skill he’ll need in 10-12 years, when there are no more rivers.

“Put me down for a 14.”

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

She’s not going to intimidate me and make me back down.

“They’re just cowards and I hate it,”

That’s pretty much why I’m burnt out on stories like this. There’s absolutely no new information here. The disgusting person said or did something else disgusting. Anybody with any sort of moral code already hates him, and his supporters have proven that nothing will turn them from him.

Best part of a separate Slate piece covering this charade:

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.