I had a burner account that I locked myself out of, and it was un-gray on a bunch of sites pretty quickly. This is an email-linked account and it's still gray everywhere. I've given up trying to figure it out. I just make sure I read all comments, including pending, because obviously there's no set probation period,…

All I have to pull from is my goat brethren.

Ask and you shall receive.

Having worked for UPS and from what I know, even if the package had shed its label, there’s a whole huge department just for that purpose. They are supposed to look up the item anyway they can, make a new label and send it on its way. Something more is going on and its UPS’ fault.

Cuckoo bananas is the perfect description for it.

There needs to be a gofundme for this girl!!

eugh that weird snotty egg stuff when it’s not fully cooked?

people who like sunny-side up eggs are demons and ruining my life.

I thought it was meant to convey what their panties do — the white holds the liquid from the yolk in place, and the woman's pose mimicking the egg implies that the panties hold the liquid in... Or am I overthinking?

Using a human egg as part of an ad would look kinda cool.

I hate all pad/tampon adverts that do not depict the truth about periods...

What a weird biography of a man I had no interest in learning about, but greatly fascinated me when reading about him. Really good long read Shaun and totally unexpected from Deadspin. You briefly mention Oscar Bonavena. He’s someone who also had an interesting life that would make a great long read.

You bastard. I’M STARVING.

But...how girl get pragnent? How is babby formed?

15-year-olds shouldn’t be getting pregnant

I doubt he was going that slow solely because he was inept. Likely he was going slow purposely to be an ass and provoke “those gull-durn kids on their fancy-pants furren motor-sickle” into passing like that so he can self-justify his dickishness.

People are the worst, but here is a cat hugging a toy.

Don’t be silly, Patrick Stewart in drag is fabulous.

We gays only see movement. When straights stand still they become invisible. Also we don't have object permanence.

I think someone should call up their hillbilly buddies to sort this out if Police can’t do anything.

Ok, now I want there to be a bookstore somewhere on Google Street View where if you click on a particular leather-bound volume in the window, it takes you to a fully rendered Myst Island, complete with ambient sounds.