I had a burner account that I locked myself out of, and it was un-gray on a bunch of sites pretty quickly. This is an email-linked account and it's still gray everywhere. I've given up trying to figure it out. I just make sure I read all comments, including pending, because obviously there's no set probation period,…

All I have to pull from is my goat brethren.

Ask and you shall receive.

Or, you could stop underthinking it and read science. Science magnifies how the works in all its glory. Read Gizmodo by Gawker, or any science book by any scientist.

While your disturbing uncanny knack at recalling past articles is impressively unnerving, I imagine it was recreated for those that need it after the attacks the other day.

Having worked for UPS and from what I know, even if the package had shed its label, there’s a whole huge department just for that purpose. They are supposed to look up the item anyway they can, make a new label and send it on its way. Something more is going on and its UPS’ fault.

See the rings of Saturn? That is all they would need to say for me to sign up.

Cuckoo bananas is the perfect description for it.

There needs to be a gofundme for this girl!!

I’ll wait for the circumcised version. Thank you.

Who is this “they”?

I’m willing to bet that if you put his bungalow under a black light, it looks like a Jackson Pollack painting.

Fun story: I’m going to be part of a project looking for evidences of dark energy in the early universe, based off the data from those “sound waves” in the CMB (we call them baryon acoustic oscillations). It’s called HETDEX and people should go check it out.

eugh that weird snotty egg stuff when it’s not fully cooked?

people who like sunny-side up eggs are demons and ruining my life.

I thought it was meant to convey what their panties do — the white holds the liquid from the yolk in place, and the woman's pose mimicking the egg implies that the panties hold the liquid in... Or am I overthinking?

Using a human egg as part of an ad would look kinda cool.

I hate all pad/tampon adverts that do not depict the truth about periods...

What a weird biography of a man I had no interest in learning about, but greatly fascinated me when reading about him. Really good long read Shaun and totally unexpected from Deadspin. You briefly mention Oscar Bonavena. He’s someone who also had an interesting life that would make a great long read.

You bastard. I’M STARVING.

The house I’m likely to go for Christmas has NO LIQUOR WHATSOEVER. Importing a flask might be a good idea ...