I’ve been here 3? and everything I type is gray.

My face used to drive my dad crazy. He was always telling me it was dirty, to go wash it. And to brush my “crowbars” while I was at it. It wasn’t until I was 55 years old before we realized that the “dirt” he was telling me to wash off was a scar I got in a sledding accident. Thanks, Dad.

I am allergic to onions. They are in Everything, and make going out to eat almost impossible. I can’t tell you how many meals I’ve sent back, how many meals I’ve eaten while everyone else was either eating dessert, or playing with their phones, because my food had to be remade. It’s not a fun way to live.

did anybody else notice that weird “wrinkle” in the grass/space just before the canvas on the easel above the chair in the one gif? every time it looped it did the same wrinkle. strange.

I did that 30 years ago. Put enough salt in the water to float a potato, a couple bay leaves, some peppercorns, and the meat. Put it into a ziploc bag, squeeze out all the air. Put it in the bottom drawer of the fridge. Smoosh it around every day for a couple weeks. Then cook as usual. Mmmmmm.

Gofundme took it down. Because it was in horrible taste. Good for them.

Went to check, and Yes! It’s been removed.

So your grandparents came, her parents, or your dad’s? They were on your side in the mess ~ nice. And that is an adorable picture of you two!

My husband proposed in the kitchen with 2 ice cream cones from the local place down the street. He ate one, my son ate the other. I got the ring.

dammit now I want cake and I don’t have cake!

32_Footsteps’ suggestion. As someone with a severe onion allergy, I am begging you to not do this.

Do Not Do This. As someone with a severe onion allergy, I am begging you to not Suggest this.

I don’t find either disturbing ;-)

Why would you need 110-120 mph? especially if you only get 100+ miles per charge? That means you’re only out there for an hour a day. Why would you need such speed? So you can hit some road trash and flip the bike?

Boar’s Head sucks. There’s much better stuff out there.

Huh. my guy usually gives me a glass of wine. I never got a steam towel.

I want to open a jazz club. The first floor would be a restaurant. The second floor would be the jazz club, with red leather round booths, and tables, and a dance floor, and a cigarette girl, but she’d be selling cigars, (we’ll get there) and a piano. And a jazz band, and a singer. And the roof would be the smoking…

I must have the weirdest wish of all. I want all the hairs on my legs electrolisly removed. I don’t even know how to spell it. But I want them all gone. NOW

Sorry, didn’t have time to write a thesis on why people join the military.. Strawman much?

Nope, not at all. I don’t worship the military. They are mostly poor schleps who either are in it because it’s the family tradition, or couldn’t afford to go to college on their own, so need the GI bill to help. Or there are no jobs where they live, so are looking to get out of their little bumfark town and see the…