They used to think there were tiny little people in each man-egg, I remember seeing a woodcut of it once.

My husband proposed in the kitchen with 2 ice cream cones from the local place down the street. He ate one, my son ate the other. I got the ring.

dammit now I want cake and I don’t have cake!

32_Footsteps’ suggestion. As someone with a severe onion allergy, I am begging you to not do this.

Do Not Do This. As someone with a severe onion allergy, I am begging you to not Suggest this.

I don’t find either disturbing ;-)

He was gone one year to the day. Some of that time was spent resting up here or there, but he was gone one year.

Why would you need 110-120 mph? especially if you only get 100+ miles per charge? That means you’re only out there for an hour a day. Why would you need such speed? So you can hit some road trash and flip the bike?

Boar’s Head sucks. There’s much better stuff out there.

Huh. my guy usually gives me a glass of wine. I never got a steam towel.

I want to open a jazz club. The first floor would be a restaurant. The second floor would be the jazz club, with red leather round booths, and tables, and a dance floor, and a cigarette girl, but she’d be selling cigars, (we’ll get there) and a piano. And a jazz band, and a singer. And the roof would be the smoking…

I must have the weirdest wish of all. I want all the hairs on my legs electrolisly removed. I don’t even know how to spell it. But I want them all gone. NOW

Just a few minutes shorter. Lincoln , 2012, should have ended with President and Mrs. Lincoln in their buggy ride talking about what they were going to do after he was out of office. Or when they were leaving for the theater and he had forgotten his gloves. Either one would have worked. His death wasn’t needed. We…

Sorry, didn’t have time to write a thesis on why people join the military.. Strawman much?

Nope, not at all. I don’t worship the military. They are mostly poor schleps who either are in it because it’s the family tradition, or couldn’t afford to go to college on their own, so need the GI bill to help. Or there are no jobs where they live, so are looking to get out of their little bumfark town and see the…

Yes, that base has a culture of stiffing the local restaurant help. Like this this base has a culture of racial slurs on Thursdays.

Or, maybe that base has a culture of stiffing the local working staff at the local restaurants.

UPDATE! I go out to lunch today at a local very good pizza place. They make a salad and serve it on a pizza crust, nice touch. It’s got small fresh muzz, calamata olives, roasted red peppers, and a good dressing. I ask “Onions” I’m allergic to onions. “No onions!” is the answer. My friend says “She’s allergic”. Nope,…

Yes! I get to post one of my favorite videos of all time!! I have no idea how I ever found this in the first time, and I’ve lost, and found it, again and again.

I love the seeds, popping them between my front teeth. Adore them. But I respect your dislike of them and would never make fun of you for that.