Nah, I think he just got off killing people

If I knew who that guy was, I'd cover his next pizza. I think when I get paid next week I'm going over to /r/randomactofpizza and make a donation in his honor.

I've read LOTR probably 30 times. I've read The Hobbit probably 25. (Yes, I'm old). And I refuse to see the Hobbit movies. I only saw the first LOTR movie. I knew they'd ruin the book, and from what I'm reading here and elsewhere I'm right. The book is a tale of there and back again. It's not out to Jupiter and back.…

And I bet it has sharp elbows. jeesh!

i always use 202-456-1111 for a phone number.