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It already has bitten them — they drive a first-generation Rogue.

You are....

Ohio might be a depressing place, but even we deserve better than rental-spec Sentras.

So when you buy a new Ford GT, will Ford try to sell you a $2,999.99 three pack of windscreen shields? Or will they force you into a bundle for $4,999.99 that includes a battery charger and a car cover you don’t really need or want?

Day 6, no one suspects a thing.

How about the kids learn the lesson of value and buy their manual RWD V8's from the used car lot, rather than trying to get something new?

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

I ran a 2012 BMW X5M press car in the One Lap of America Race. I put 10,000 miles on it, and did 9 track days in a week. I absolutely hammered the shit out of it. And at the end of the week, I loved the thing so much, I tried to buy it, and thought BMW might give me a good discount (because the odds of any journalist

For a small fee, they will invert the aircraft during your observation session.

The most ridiculous Aero in motorsports.

Typical Gizmodo article.

Assuming a pace of 5 mph, I could easily walk to work in a mere 12 hours!

/FLAMED

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

First generation Viper. It would be interesting to hear about something that could kill you and it would give you enough room to find a second car. Like the Hummer/GT-R.

After three years, a dozen columns and literally millions of views, I stand by my statement!!!

WHERE’S THE FUN IN THAT???

Because you noticed a woman that has breasts?

Came in handy when I went surfing...the R53 also came with a plastic “door key” that could only unlock the car, but not start it. This was great because you could loop-it on your board shorts and never have to worry about it getting wet because no electronics.