From 30HP

Traction/stability control. Some people complain about it “ruining their fun.” But it prevents countless accidents, and I’m sure keeping cars on the road in non-wrecked condition is something we can all agree on.

“Jared’s Subway Smasher”

We’ve had this same conversation before, someone said it’s not removable and then someone posted a picture of a Sawzall saying begging to differ.

This Lambo

Hummer

I would add V8 swap to the list.

The only warriors Gawker cares about are the ones who riot over their hurt feelings.

That’s the exact face a friend of mine made when Inga, the Swedish stripper, came to my house. “She gonna use toys!!”

Let this be a reminder to people, check your tire pressures. This is what just 1.5 PSI difference between them will do!

BMW M3. Especially the e46...

$3,700 Buy it now?

And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.

those of us who browse eBay and Autotrader at 1 a.m. in our underwear

Well, a 996 is the unpopular version with runny egg headlights that nobody wants. And the Turbo version doesn’t have IMS issues and Tavarish has posted 911 Turbo’s as the best 911 value for money about 47 times prior to today. So the right answer is obviously a 996 911 Turbo. Turbo cabrio, actually. One of the only…

You got the pictures and the model, I have access to a 3D printer.

Conspicuously missing from the list:

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

And of course, the 1998 5.9L ZJ.