I’ve always wanted an ambulance Humvee ever since I was a small child. Passing the Humvee lots was always a treat growing up.

NWI: Narrating while driving?

#thatsnothowjetswork

Obviously the trash truck I mean come on it has more power AND four wheels, that’s DOUBLE the amount of wheels the Ducati has

Gotta sell the car after you finish with your murder.

You obviously don’t understand horsepower if you equate it with speed.

I can almost guarantee that every car that’s going to be listed here will be a gaping hole into which you will empty your wallet. The only thing worse would be to have a stripper as a girlfriend and yes I’m speaking from experience on both counts.

Looks like a safe bet. I mean, with seventeen previous owners you know the car must be in high demand because it's so awesome.

I present for your consideration, the e36 BMW m3. As clearly presented by the picture at the top of this article, this is the type of speed one should be looking for when $5000 is the budget. BMW handling, the scream of an inline 6, I’m not sure you can ask for more. Also, surprisingly has an excellent Auto Check…

How many rental cars can you get for <$5k?

paper maps are going the way of the Dodo bird.

This is what Flugtag would look like if it was sponsored by actual cocaine instead of Red Bull.

Automatic =/= bad driving. The most maniacal drivers I know drive manuals. There are guilty people on both sides of the transmission. This post is hilarious.

It’s so busy, but it has that wraparound cockpit feel that never stops looking cozy and inviting.

Please send all your “ruined” McLarens, Aston Martins and Lambos to:

Yeah! Especially since we all know the RS badge rightfully belongs to Chevrolet!

It has 911 in the name.

Fuck Porsche. I'm cancelling my 918 order because of this.