Haha, this is mine.

This trailer makes me realize that Jason Statham is 90% of the reason I like the Transporter series.

Big Oil, 2 words, 6 letters, 6/2=3 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!

...and he rolled his 1990 Pathfinder not terribly long afterwards.

From the first video: "He is wounded, somehow."

these articles are way better than, "buy this 10 year old uunreliable, but easy to work on instead of this brand new corolla" articles...thanks!

Good. He deserves some charges.

In such a situation, it it far too easy to mistake the velocitator for the deceleratrix.

Not so much tank-like construction as built before crumple zones were figured out.

A Volvo 240 (Jalop sweetheart) rear ends the only TSX wagon in the country (another sweetheart) with what looks like an early 90s Celica looking on, what are the odds?

he went up that with vigor! He's a legend now! They should have played some jazz in the video...

Thanks for the Insightful commentary. I was going to have a Fit if I didn't see any puns in here.

Thanks for doing your Civic duty by sharing that pun with us.

So let's see, a guy buys a BMW, non-running without doing a proper diagnosis or research into worst-case scenarios, attempts to build a race car on zero budget, and complains when his bad plan doesn't come to fruition? How is this the car's fault again?

Funny description aside, I actually did buy a 328, non-running…

This. Might want to edit the article.

This.

And for every one of each there's 20 more with half assed mods and electrical problems.

I've been on fire the past two days. Call me Ferrari.