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No, I suspect a valve body or sensor issue. It downshifts manually without a problem. It doesn't slip in any gear and goes through all gears.

I can see the headline now

I will not dispute that logic

That's in the Constitution somewhere. Or the Bible. Both, I think.

A Pajero with 8 lugs?

Yes.

Of course, the most fantastically, absurdly wealthy of Jalopnik readers are screaming at me, personally, to just get to the point already and tell you all about where you can buy it and who's doing the brokering and all that, because that's a service you get with Jalopnik PRO, the service you've never heard about…

This, the exhaust, I see you in there.

Fake vents and scoops.

Who's leg does one hump to come inside with the cool Jalopnik kids? I'm always out in the Show Pending yard.

Lexus IS SportCross. I've only seen one of this ever.

Explain to me how that qualifies as a normal car.

I too, am a proud E36 M3 coupe owner! 1999 Cosmos on anthracite leather, 5 speed (of course). I absolutely love my BMW! You said exactly what I clicked on this link to comment.

I miss the 90s BMW 3, 5, and 7 series. Yea, they all looked similar but they all looked incredibly composed and classy without shouting for…

If you look on the BMW forums, ppeople complain about an upcoming M not having that much detail. And what they want on their "design list". It seems that the more popular M has become, the more it attracts those that want it to shout, "I have an M car!!"

I completely agree. I was behind an E34 M5 last week, and I wasn't paying attention that is was an M5...then it took off, and I saw the "M5" badge on the back. It sounded wonderfully, and looked great for a 20 year old car, and is still very quick. That's what I like about the E34; it was so subtle, yet so quick. I'd…

I agree. The new ones do look like stink.