Giroud: Thank you, Paul, I didn’t get service like that all season!

I unfortunately didn’t get to see much of their series against the Spurs, just the slackjawed shellshock on the faces of my San Antonian in-laws. Did this lineup play a part in that series too, or did the Spurs just suddenly crumble into old dust, vampire-style?

It IS the beautiful game. If you like pugilism, there’s always MMA.

I have it on good authority from multiple male friends of mine that some frat guys are very happy to “camp” with them when there are no girls around. Sometimes they go “camping” with their special guy friends every single day.

Dembele and Alli out probably is more of the reason for the capitulation than anything else. The team just isn't the same without those two.

She’s the size of a fucking coke machine. I’m surprised the punch even wobbled her.

+1 Cankle Tattoo

Things got really tense when both vehicles wound up in line at a nearby Checkers.

Seriously gotta start suspending both teams one game each when this happens.

Getting fingerprinted isn’t difficult at all! Uber and Left made the city of Austin spend $640,000 to host an election on a non-standard election day. Then they spent $8 million ad bombing the city which definitely sketched out this Austinite. Bonus! They were never forced out of Austin! Their ad campaign hinged on…

It makes to have a lawyer read those leases. $34m invested in order to sign a lease that can be broken for $100k?

Yet, they held the highest scoring team in Europe to a single goal over two legs.

And more to the point. It isn’t whether complexity is “better” than simplicity, it’s the idea that people have to hate over the things that are critically-appreciated, but not immediately accessible in a passing glance.

Flaming Lips. After the descent into Kid A/Amnesiac, Radiohead came back to the surface. Meanwhile, I’m certain Wayne Coyne is living in one of those big plastic balls.

I'm an irritable dad whose wife wants him to get a law degree, so I guess I count.

This is correct, according to my wife’s son.

Stay-at-home husband with no kids?!? WTF do you do all day, and how do you get away with it?? I’m not mad, I’m envious.

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

Yeah, Josh Gordon is pretty much the counterargument to the “it’s just a college kid smoking pot, who cares?” thing. The NFL does, to the point that now one of the most talented WRs in the league can’t even get on the field anymore, and he didn’t even miss all of last season for anything drug-related. It was for…

This album is so raw and real. I can’t imagine it not going down in history as one of the greatests of all time.