Even Dana Loesch wouldn’t defend that shooting.

I see people say this over and over, and the only thing I can say is “so?”.

Not to mention that the CTE that they are all getting will kill plenty of them (and a few of their loved ones) before they are old enough for social security. There’s that.

My toddler won’t stop screaming GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHZZZZZOOOOOOO at peak child volume (1 million decibels), which is his attempt at my GGGGAAAALLLLLLAAAAAZZZOOOO...and now my wife looks like she wants to murder both of us. Whoops. New skill unlocked for the kid.

Did they happen to mention the ridiculous scripting that goes on in FIFA? No? I didn’t think so.

Ummm, bronze isn’t an element. It is made up of copper, tin and other trace elements. So you’re still at 14. Keep googling buddy!

According to Forbes, the potential buyer is illiquid

The price would’ve been $1,597,200,000, but Loria was able to cut $2.8 million off of last year’s payroll.

♫There must be....50 Ways to Lose Your Striker

Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

I believe you meant to say there is always a smart aleck who sees a short film of a sports play that many find to be nice to watch, then take a massive dump on said play by calling out some archaic “rule.”

Take it easy on the guy. I’ve heard he’s got a lot of personal ghosts to deal with.

Totally agree! It’s nice to see at least one Deadspin commenter knows what’s going on in the NFL. A lot of commenters seem very uninformed. Thanks for adding to the conversation!

Raiders run defense has been lousy all season. Arian Foster should have a HUGE game. 

I love how you can’t immediately be sure which one’s gonna get it. Then in a moment it clicks - yep, that’s the one. Delicious.

I heard YaYa Toure got a pudding drip at the same clinic

Contempt for the guy who just hit him in the head during a slide? Imagine that.

“He thinks he’s really good at football just because he’s really good at football so fuck him”.

Not a Cam Newton fan by any stretch of the imagination, but sweet pogo hopping Christ. Fuck the NFL.