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I think Sane was a bit more than marginally offside, but it is the sort of margin that is fairly regularly missed. The second goal was fine, Silva wasn’t anywhere close to Cech. The real problem was not the refs; it was Arsenal playing like they were relegation fodder, hoping to ride a fortuitous 5th-minute goal to a

Did the o-line guys have sisters at Baylor?

Brett was good folk. Just a good ol’ fashioned country boy what never put on airs. Some folks might call him “deplorable.” City folk might call him that. Here in Real America, we just call him “boss.”

A minor scuffle would be handbags, but this qualifies as a row.

Fabregas knew what he was doing there. Not saying he faked it, but he looked to make sure his landing would be soft.

Who are you suggesting went down easily? The guy who received the 2 footed flying tackle to the knee or the guy who was being grabbed by the throat and pushed over an advertisement board? It’s hard to tell

The throat grabbing is psycho stuff, especially when the other guy wasn’t having any of it to begin with. Super tough guy.

A.C. has retired, but fortunately the GM is always starting on 3rd base.

Jesus, there was less Suh bloodshed at Wounded Knee.

A lot of odd jersey choices in that video, but sadly the one woman who needed a Suh jersey was in a tank top.

Huh, given that you completed your masters thesis on this topic, you think you would know that the “disasters mentioned in this article” weren’t caused by standing sections. You also think you would reckon with the fact that many safe seating models do in fact give fans tickets to be in a specific place, that hooligan

He was pretty good in College.

This is a pressure-filled situation for a young quarterback. Can Goff go 3-4 and secure Fisher’s legacy?

As usual, white privilege helps out when you step over the line.

nah

Huh. Not the usual kind of hot water we see college athletes getting themselves into these days.

I love how you make this the focal point and you don’t even mention how, after the play, the back helmsman decapitated 17 geese with his longsword to secure 15 toggle points, which, by the way, the priest converted easily into 2 victory runes.

+8 (miles)

Dear Stan,

I don’t want to give Pepe the Frog Trumpers more credit than they deserve, but this sure seems like trolls trolling the Trump trolls to make them look even stupider. And for what it’s worth, I’m thinking they’re doing a bang up job of it.