i thought it was a pretty good look for morey considering it’s morey. that wrestling tweet was hilarious. altho i star deadspin comments so maybe my bar has been lowered

I hate/love the Rockets (hate the players, but always love my team). So as always with coverage like this, I’m both annoyed with the whining and furious with the officiating.

This is so great.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Man, I can’t wait to encounter you on a plane. I see you cowardly passive aggressive millennial

JJ Watt didn’t skip leg day on 9/11.

Pretty much. Kobe could rape someone and get off with a small fine. Probably no more than the cost of a fancy wedding ring

The Spurs are just sitting there waiting for the next pick up game like the cagey 40something at the recreation center, adjusting his elbow pads and using a special solution to clean his sports goggles.

After seeing Tejada and Kang get their legs snapped last season, I’m okay with the rule. Screw unwritten rules and “playing the game the right way.”

Don’t you have some Two and Half Men fan fic you should be working on? You shouldn’t be using all your good material on deadspin.

I bet he plays with Barca. Good for you!

Brek, Shea, Kaká, is how I would try to translate my morning routine while traveling abroad.

I’m no wrestling fan, but how bout you list for us all the things you enjoy?

I’ve always considered myself a car enthusiast. I like lightweight cars that let me row my own gears and I think people who pay the depreciation tax for new cars are idiots. I wouldn’t consider saving the environment a priority. The Model 3 is heavy, doesn’t have gears, and won’t be available second hand until…

Counterpoint: better than “Tamil Tiger’s Neighborhood”

Also, golf sucks. So there’s that.

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

I think companies really need to get out of the habit on firing people because the internet demands a sacrifice. It only encourages people to continue using toxic behaviors to push their agendas.

So tell me again why the U.S. doesn't excel at soccer?

Sometimes the raw emotion of a single picture can be applied to any moment in time.