I haven’t been anti-player. This is a unique and ridiculous situation for a professional team to have—which falls in like with what this site would cover—and I’ve expressed that without taking a side.

So you admit Rubio’s a chicken.

The son of immigrants, who sniveled his way to some prominence, only to to be smashed under the slanderous bootheel of a billionaire.
He really lived the American Dream to its fullest.

Neighbor: Would you and your wife like to join us for Bible Study tonight?

I think Holiday was just distracted by that sideline bling.

This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?

Adlene Guedioura kicked the dick off the ball for the second.

Don’t have a dog in this fight, just saying...

“Johnson ... stands eighth and ninth on the league’s all-time leaderboard in receptions and yards.”

It’s fascinatingg how the Warriors are totally mind fucking the rest of the league. Cleveland, OKC, the Clippers are actually having good seasons and they are healthy for the stretch run. Any other year and it would be all systems go. Yet from appearances you’d think they are imploding. Gloom and doom.

This is gonna sound insensitive but I honestly have NO desire or wish for all these reboots. Gilmore Girls, Full House, X files...the talk of Friends. There is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much good TV out there to waste time on what Emma is doing in college. Who the fuck cares?

The biggest problem with this club is the total lack of accountability. I don’t know any other club that could fail this many times for so long without something changing.

A culmination of so many years of coming up 3rd or 4th best to big spenders being justified (two/three of stadium costs, fuck fabregas, fuck van persie, injuries), now finally a season where those teams have stumbled, the squad has been (relatively) healthy, Ozil & Sanchez are stars in the PL, and still we see…

Good point, he really used to stump ‘em with that move.

“Bullshit! I fucked way more CBS employees than Kevin Durant!”

øøøøøøh, that’s gotta hurt

I Googled “millennial scoff” and I am pretty sure you just coined the phrase. Bravo. Its use here as narrative stage direction is a most perfectly derisive way of referring to something that is itself so perfectly derisive.

(millennial scoff) “I’ve seen baggier shirts with more flames”

The fact that this drug is even prescribed to people is a crime. Incredibly dangerous, and his description gives you an idea of the feeling people get once they’re hooked.

That scary as fuck description of the Oxycontin high is why we are dealing with a serious opiate problem in New England and elsewhere in the United States. Glad this guy turned it around - unfortunately so many can’t.