Soccer:
1. Score
2. Celebration
3. Continue play

Recency bias? Instead of confirmation bias? Not being snarky, just trying to recall which is more fitting here.

The cross hit Sterling in the elbow.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”...solid description of the GOP debates

Ouch. I hope that guy has insurance

God, thank you for drawing this link between the Pauls, “libertarianism,” and what I’ve always thought I was the only person to refer to as “South Park politics.”

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,…

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Most of the criticism Cam gets has to do with the fact that he’s black. That’s a fact a lot of people are uncomfortable with. It’s still a fact. But from the moment dude got into the league, he’s been a super sore loser, and this just gives everybody who has a problem with him for no good reason a thing to point to…

Today’s Man of the Match, Robert Huth:

A scarecrow fully engulfed in flames laying prostrate in the corner of the pitch would have been a more reliable player than Flam over the last month.

Poor planning, or just a bit of bad luck? He’s done a pretty good job when he’s actually started, and you can’t expect to go all season without ever using squad players. If Arsenal haven’t picked up as many points it’s largely because of the other players who’ve been out injured - I mean, if Flamini was in for…

Flamini confounds me. The only thing he is capable of doing at a Premier League level is fouling.

Flamini’s been a great signing, though. Every squad needs a popular, hard-working utility player, and he’s been just that - on a free. It’s hardly his fault that his one run in the side has coincided with every good attacking player being injured.

But we signed Elneny! Who apparently isn’t Premier League-caliber, per Wenger.

This...so much this...he so, so bad and yet we have no one else to put in. Everyone talks about signing a striker but Christ almighty, we’d be on top of the league if Flamini were almost anyone else in the PL. I’m really hoping Elneny can assume that role.

It’s not the both feet thing (although that’s pretty ridiculous); it’s that, for football purposes, when you have one knee hit the ground in literally every other fucking permutation you are down.

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

Who gives a shit about Steven Avery? What about his nephew, Brendan?