Well this is slowly shifting from “clown car crash lol” into “I am genuinely uncomfortable that he’s going to end up like Chris Henry” territory.

That’s the last time Kent State had an accurate Shooting Guard.

She's missing a McCown.

This is actually an underrated rock bottom for poor Johnny Football: When a guy who has agreed to coach the Raiders AND Browns (taking the latter job when he was still reportedly a prime candidate with other, non-cursed franchises) decides that YOU are not worth trying to fix.

Not only is Ticket Exchange a scam, but once you sell your tickets on the NFL’s approved website, you are still responsible for what happens in your seats. We sold our Ravens tickets through it one, and the completely random person who bought them got drunk and kicked out of the stadium. Since the PSL license is ours,…

He’s right, if the federal government was put in charge of the problem it would be fixed. I’m so tired of this American Libertarian anti government attitude that dominates the internet. The free market won’t fix this, micro government - drown it in a bath tub conservatives created this.

The only similarities between those two situations is the fact that water is involved. Furthermore, you’re getting stuck on the fact that the EPA had a disaster on its hands. But you’re forgetting the many more occurrences of where the EPA successfully mitigated, or averted, disasters.

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Yeah, but could he beat off the 95-96 Bulls?

On the other end of the spectrum, are WOW players who play video games as though they’re real life.

This makes no sense. If you don't think you can pick up a single yard and instead choose to go for a field goal, then how do you think you are later going move the ball down the field to score a go-ahead touchdown?

Even if they kicked a field goal on the 4th and 1, they still would’ve needed a touchdown to win.

The last time a Brady took shots that bad it was 1981.

Despite bad grades, those kids managed to avoid a C section

Here’s a simple way to alleviate the shocking number of coin toss mistakes currently plaguing the NFL: have the team captain call heads or tails BEFORE you flip the stupid coin.

Generally teams pay for a police escort to the stadium to ensure traffic doesn’t interfere with the gameday routine. I would imagine that this would be during the same time frame, and the officers would still be paid by the team.

HamNo would critique this guys form and discuss how he’s neglecting his core. Then he’d bitch about yogurt for 5,000 words.

“Harris, I want you to get out there and suck the shit out of 87’s dick. He’ll never have a chance to get off the line!”

Me too. It’s a shame, really. I mean, who builds a private restaurant and invites Will Smith?

They’re a stiff contender.