Jesus, man.

I heard Valbuena wanted to give the full €100,000 to avoid embarrassment, but he was a little short.

As a human being, I have sympathy for Robert Griffin the III.

“according to The Secret Footballer, Cesc Fàbregas is leading a “mini-revolt” against Mourinho”

Does anyone else find it the least bit problematic that a white actor is rocking blackface in 2015? Was there not a black actor who could have performed this part? Hipster racism is still racism.

The main takeaway from this for me is how quick big man is. Wouldn’t have called that. Makes him even scarier. Not that I’d be any less scared with McGregor coming at me.

The first point is far too tough on the replay official - there’s defintely an argument there’s not evidence to reverse the call on the field. It’s the second call that’s absolutely ridiculous, the guy got creamed. This is all about the on-field officals.

LMAO

It would save everyone time if you put the disclosure first.

Or a chopped champion thumb dancer.

What in the ever-loving-fuck is wrong with the two fingers on Hollins’ left hand?!

It should be a penalty and your “source” makes you look like an idiot.

This is the “gay rights aren’t important because there’s war in other parts of the world” of NFL hot takes.

I love Wilfork, he’s always seemed like a cool thoughtfull dude, not just another musclehead athlete.

Vince Wilfork for President.

Can the deadspin staff take a picture with Tom Brady soon?

Seriously, if he’d just followed up he would’ve had a goal. That guy needs to watch more hockey. (Just kidding, nobody should watch hockey)

If there’s anyone out there that actually thinks being poor is simple, then they deserve a right punch in the face.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.