So far the best from Messi was when they played Madrid and he went up to Ronaldo and said:

Inside job by Panthers themselves, if you think about it.

Goddammit, that's the joke.

You’re crazy.

Yoenis Cespedes and Jose Bautista would make a great President and Vice-President. Could they govern effectively? HELL NO! Would they be any worse than whichever one of these hamburgers actually gets elected? MAYBE! And, besides, when shit goes sideways, they could just have a home run derby. If we learned anything…

Crippling tweet

President Dewey favorited your Tweet

No way Greg Abbott is going to be able to walk that one back

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

Who said Jeff Ireland is an idiot? He can be busted for solicitation, and for the rest of his life anyone googling “jeff ireland prostitute” will only see Dez Bryant references.

I sure wish I could donk off a few PLO sit-n-gos tonight instead of watching this trash of a football game

No more a grift than online poker was. Or casinos are.

My daily fantasy consists of both of these companies going away.

I think that was probably his best game as a Gunner, even while not scoring a goal.

It really seems like lazor and philbin are trying to get tanny a decent season (hence all the 5 yard slants on 3rd and distance. The media down here gets off hard on his completion percentage etc “showing progress”. They tied themselves to him and have to sit back and pray the defense keeps shitting the bed every week…

You really don’t think he would’ve taken the timeout of his day to help?

I love when people complain about the government while simultaneously announcing, “I have no fucking idea what I’m talking about.”

Leave it to VW to misfire on a cheat and not live up to potential over long distances.

When I find out someone is a Chelsea fan I always wonder why they didn’t find a more acceptable calling like child molester or KKK member.