Could somebody explain how it’s possible for a one-gap DT to freelance? I mean, his job is to get at the QB/runner by killing the guy in front of him. When he was the Lions HC, Jim Schwartz said that Ndamukongh’s DT playbook was like three pages long and could be summed up as ‘go kick ass’. Is he not running stunts…

There was some old offensive lineman, I think he might have been voted dirtiest player in history, who quipped the defensive line playbook is written in crayon.

- “the Dolphins’ $114 million man took a bad situation and made it worse.”

this is way too strong of a take for this story

“ … but their Week 2 loss came at the hands of the Jaguars, which is basically like losing four games in one.”

“I was there for the whole thing and it was terrifying.”

God, people have no fucking qualms about kicking others in the face and head... What is that even about?

Meanwhile in the Giants game, the announcers criticized the Giants for not taking the points on 4th and 2 at the 15 yard line. Giants ran for like 5 yards but it was called back.

Mike Dean is a cunt.

Ever the optimist, JPP says his new hand will unlock some really big doors for him.

Cheesy gordita crunch is the best fucking thing. Like, for real.

A vegan, an atheist, a Crossfitter, and someone who lives in Austin walk into a bar...

I am an obnoxious Rams fan who has gone to a lot of opposing stadiums, and shockingly, these are a lot of games the Rams have won, and I’ve never come close to being attacked. There is talking shit, “The Rams are going to the motherfucking Super Bowl,” and there is talking shit, “Who wants it?” The person talking shit…

Maybe this guy would be more excited about the wave if they had prefaced it with Micro.

Well, I’m glad I didn’t take that guy in my survival pool this week.

I shared this highlight with a buddy of mine who is a big Espanyol fan. I guess he thought I was taunting him, and got all pissy. I was like, hey, no need to get defensive.

In the realm of Belichick, it’s not extremely dry football talk or dismissive answers, so it counts

How do you live your life hating all joy?

Dont sleep on Barry O!

I like where you’re going here; I really digit.