Which is why every team was docked a first round draft pick for doing the exact same thing.

New England sports fans are the most parochial of all. They can name every Red Sox SS who started more than 2 games since 1952...but only name 10 other SS in the history of MLB.
So, it doesn’t surprise me at all that the only part of any story they can process is the part about their team.
I am fully convinced you could…

God, I hope this is a serious reply. It’s perfect.

But what about stealing the playbooks or jamming the headsets on third downs? That’s pretty fucking dirty and downright inexcusable.

That Denver season was magical television. He’s not terribly good, but he was entertaining.

Van Gogh made paintings, inanimate objects you can objectify all you want. Mixed couples make people, human beings with features that vary wildly, who you are exotifying and fetishizing by deciding in a blanket statement that they're more attractive than other people. Stop doing it. It's not cool, it's not cute, it's…

No. Stop fetishizing mixed people.

I mean, I guess I’m all for it, but it seems like an awful lot of work setting something like this up just to make some sick kid’s wish come true.

Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

“Is Joe Flacco elite?” is one of the best NFL memes ever. I hope someday we force presidents to debate it, wars fought over it, planets colonized in the name of it.

So is Ronda Rousey and that doesn't seem to affect her marketing. Read a book.

It’s amusing the lengths you go to avoid using one word, simply because some joyless schmucks have deemed it politically incorrect.

I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.

I honestly never understood his appeal. He’s an okay poacher and that’s about it. He had a decent first year at United and has been forgettable at best the rest of his career.

5 Guys makes a good cheeseburger.

Counterpoint: Fuck the goddamn Yankees in their puckered baboon assholes.

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

Nice bicycle kick.

Chambers should not even sniff the field the rest of the season. Still, Arsenal a bit unlucky to have a good goal disallowed.

Dude’s 39 years old now, so I don’t know how much zip anyone can realistically expect,