My dad looked at me and said “Mike, this is why you have to try hard in school.”

thanks susan

My father took me to an Eagles game in 1977. The Eagles lost. I was 8. He got drunk and drove home to Elizabethtown with me asleep in the back of the, you know it, International Travelall. He got popped in Maytown, PA (stopped in to grab a beer with a buddy; I continued to sleep) by the cops for a DUI. They saw me…

I don't know, I saw that benzema has agreed to an arsenal deal each of the past 60 days on Twitter

Greg you know damn well we need the Reus to Real rumours to heat up thereby giving us some more Benzema to Arsenal hope before the dream dies once the transfer window closes.

Mental health issues can be terrible. You inevitably feel like it’s you vs. yourself.

I love Rex Ryan as much as the next fan, but a retread is a retread.

Me either but it lives forever now.

DREW MAGHAZI!!!11!1!!

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Note that they drove 400 miles AFTER the inspection. 400 miles is a lot of driving and if it was inspected before winter I am willing to venture that the brakes were working properly at the time of inspection. Sounds to me like the people were looking to sue whomever they could. I get losing someone tragically is…

“pissed off Iowans”

Please keep these summaries going through the season, it’s nice to have them here.

You hipsters better not take Stoke away from me!

I remember my first Deadspin comment

I know these pieces are written specifically to troll the fanbases of their subject teams (and I am definitely not a fan of the Dolphins, jesus god no). And I get that they’re filled with hyperbole, ridiculous analogies, and completely insane anecdotes. But... there’s a line, man.

So, Phillip Rivers essentially? They even release the ball very similarly.

So, out of 50 pitches, only 12 were balls. There isn’t a pitcher in baseball that wouldn’t take that kind of B/S ratio on their best pitch. Looking at that list of 50 pitches shows that only 4 (FOUR with fucking emphasis) of them were even put in play. That’s supremely excellent. That’s best pitcher in fucking…

It’s funny that Liverpool took a huge chance and paid so much money for a striker who likely would never live up to what they paid.

“That is a pretty good goal for a non-Zlatan.”