I’m am in favor of this being the new blow job.

When I was younger, I very earnestly explained to my little friends that a blow job was when you licked the neck of the person you liked and blew air on it so it got that cold, tingly feeling.

“Hey babe, I’m taking you to your favorite! Ruby Tuesday’s!”

I love how it would have been perfectly acceptable to serve a couple 14 margaritas and watch them drive off if they had left a fat tip, but somehow it was being cheap that made them unfit to drive?

I worked at a small café that served four things: soups, salads, smoothies, soft frozen yogurt, and gelato.

I’d waitressed for years at different bars & restaurants, and lasted ONE DAY at Tim Hortons. I made a mistake with an order (guy kept asking questions and changing his mind about what he wanted), and when I set his coffee on the counter next to the cash, he took the lid off and tipped it over. Coffee on the counter,…

LOVE my T&N mattress. My wife and I bought a king mattress from Tuft & Needle in February and haven’t looked back. We can’t recommend them enough. You’ll love it (I hope).

(Also, Martin O’Malley was there. There’s roughly a zero-percent chance Martin O’Malley’s not into some sick shit, isn’t there? He’s got the look of a guy who knows his dick is Out There. It’s lurking, laying in wait, slowly working its way back to him. How many DMs do you figure he has slid his dick into? A trillion?…

That is true, and a large part of my family is religious and progressive, so I can sympathize with what you are saying. And we should not jump to conclusion about small minorities in religion. the minority of Christians are the progressive open minded people like yourself. Because if we are being honest, minorities in…

That’s what Christianity is supposed to be. We’re not all the crazysauce, so far right we’d fall off the earth, beyond judgemental, small minority religious nut people that have been making the news for the wrong reasons. Every once in awhile, you read something like this and it shows we’re actually human too :)

Not only do I remember the hay episode, but I can recall Hilde’s response when someone brought up the possibility of the couple’s young children pulling and eating the hay from the wall.

I never got a “hateful” sense from her, just a “lol I’m designing crazy shit on TV don’t caaaaaare” vibe, and I’m sure they paid her handsomely for it.

My biggest problem with speeding/red light cameras is that they don’t actually stop drunk/methed drivers in the moment. They may deter people in the long term, but that won’t mean anything to the idiot who slams into a minivan full of kids down the road and burns everyone to death.

This. He should pay every single ticket out of pocket.

aw thanks! I’m just so excited I have a space to be geeky about politics and history, because god knows I do not have enough people IRL with whom to talk about this stuff.

watching the GOP implode like:

Seriously though, this might be the moment historians talk about.

Excuse me: the new House Speaker is clearly A Gestating Fetus With A Gun

meanwhile, at the Boehner household:

This is actually kind terrifying?