Time for a Jalopnik survey / test / review of the best Dashcams. 

I’m an absolute deer in headlights when it comes to any kind of emergency. My kid puts his arm through a window, slices his hand and is bleeding everywhere.... I’m the guy staring at him in disbelief wondering ‘hmmm, I wonder what’s going to happen next.’ I’m thinking this woman might have been in the same boat -…

I’ve got an idea!

It’s an entirely different kind of flying. All together.

Ya know what-if some billionaire wants to kill themselves in a free market submersible, let ‘em.

If the plane was full of water before sinking to that depth, then it shouldn’t suffer the effects of pressure implosion.  

That’s cool, I hope they actually found it.  Would be nice to see a long-term mystery finally be solved.  

Any grip used on a phone while driving is wrong. It can mess up a lot more than the median nerve in a split second, and not only the phone holder’s, but lots of other people’s as well.

In an article about position of hand relative to phone why no actual pictures of the positions discussed? Same goes for sex positions BTW.

Beautiful.

The EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle. Just waiting for a couple of go-getters to take it for a wash...

This Is Us is a terrible show that shouldn’t exist.

I feel like we don’t spend nearly enough time talking about Burt Reynolds’ Citroën SM in The Longest Yard.

PS. It probably says “I ain’t leaving shyt for Prince Andrew, because he’s guilty as hell and being a little punk byotch hiding behind his mom’s royal gown. I said what I said. Deuces.” As a future royal, that’s what I heard...allegedly.

No, he’s happy he helped a woman. But obviously from the fact you completely ignored her existence in your crap take, we can all tell how much you value women.

Yeah, it’s weird how when you start to think of women as people, their health comes first.

Presumably the update to that quote would include the shattered skull of the last CEO.

What a mensch. godspeed doctor.

Except the public hasn’t for centuries, the current nation is younger than the US, remember king George still had power as monarch during the American revolution. And all the land and treasure they had pre their power being stripped would more than pay for their current affairs till today and beyond. If you don’t…

May my great grandkids join the seance? I’m hoping he left out some of the kids.  Maybe Andrew because he's a pedophile.