Your wife is a smart woman.

I like Neccos.

I am so sorry. My heart is breaking for everything.

Looking out my front door.

she is lovely!! on the list of dog breed to get when I retire.

Is that what they’re supposed to look like???

I’ll be selling my car next year, but I’ll be having a problem putting a price on it. The odometer says 85 thousand miles, but the engine has 7 thousand. Does that matter? Does that add anything to the value?

It. Would. Not. Accept. My. Vote.

I tried several times to vote, it wouldn’t register my vote, no matter what browser I used, no matter what computer I used.

Why would the door blow off????

I”m sorry, I’m laughing. Reminds me of the time son#2 put popcorn in for 30 instead of 3.  burned it up. That was 5 years ago,and we never replaced it.

nevermind. I’ll go sit in the dark.

Plastic. bad.

Why would she turn it on without opening it?

And Kamalla Harris. And Eric Holder. The suspicious package outside the San Diego Union Leader was an “abandoned property’, probably some kid’s backpack.

I remember seeing tv commercials for this thing called “prodigy”, trying to explain the internet to people who had never heard of a home computer before. It was so impossibly complicated.

What? No FARK??

“and senile”

I want to put money on that. I just scrolled up and looked at the picture of them, and yup. Great big red Afro. Gonna be spectacular.

If we don’t all start thinking electric is the way to go, there isn’t going to be an environment to whine about.