well maybe you shouldn’t have chosen Jolly Fats Weehawkin Cruise Line/Petroleum Transport.

If you don’t have/want to take kids (Disney) and you’re not a big drinker/partier (Carnival), then I would suggest Royal Caribbean.  

Along with the idea that a woman whose body was ruptured and hemorrhaging due to an ectopic pregnancy could be more effectively treated by a doctor who pumped her with her own filtered blood,

Talking to you guys is the absolute best part of my job. You all make my day, every day. If I can teach you guys some new stuff, feed you well and make you laugh, well, that’s pretty much the best thing I can imagine. Thank YOU for chiming in and making this place a good time!

I have also considered moving to Canada man…

I really appreciate how you interact with the community here. You take the time to muddle about in the comments with us, and I think it makes all the difference.

I would imagine she picked up the bag to remove a bun.

I’m not a fan of anything too ornate but give me real wood with dovetails. Especially Shaker or Arts and Craft. I got two small cherry dressers from maybe 1950s at an estate sale a few months ago for $50 (for both of them). They have simple lines and so much more solidly built than something you’d spend 4x as much on…

12. This oldie but goodie and 13. This deadass good look at our future I found genuinely funny.

that’ll do, Cage

Allison...not sugar boogers LOL! I wasn’t expecting to read that. The laugh I just had lol

That is so nice. Enjoy your harvest! 

1. not an actual fact (see Kumicho and Officer Milk Carton’s posts)

I know a lot of people love using vodka in their pie crusts for that reason. Could be good with a spot or brandy or whiskey for apple pies!

660 gallons of water to make that burger. There are costs other than your wallet to consider.

I don’t clap b/c I’m not a little kid or some bumpkin who’s never been on a plane. 

Nothing but agreement here. And I was a radio announcer for forty years. Music is personal and taste in it is subjective. Forcing your views, taste, whatever... on someone else is the height of rudeness.

I’m still unclear on how much to tip in this scenario.

he’s not acting very presidential.