Oh look at you, you precious snowflake.

Other than Drumpf, the Rethuglicans and MAGAts, we don’t hate you. We’re scared of you, and for you. You’re still our neighbour, and we don’t want you to blow up your house.

And pretty accurate too (speaking from France). We nearly all held Obama in very high esteem - and still do - and I don’t know anyone who even remotely approves or mildly likes the brain-dead racist currently pooping all over the Oval Office. 2020 can’t come soon enough.

perfect for driving to the office

Swath me in caftans and fluffy slippers, I just wanna be Mrs. Roper.

As others said, there are many seat-style ones that work with your existing toilet. That’s what we have. You can find simple ones (just a knob for cold water) and fancier ones. Ours is a USPA6800 which has a heated seat, heated water, odor fan, drying fan, oscillation, variable pressure, air-pump (to make the water…

“Suck it, France.” E.R. II

Here’s your star you psychic so-and-so!

if the door opens inward, seriously consider remounting it to open out.

Anyone can hold an event at the Archives. In fact most public venues in DC can (and do) host events. It’s also not terribly expensive - just can be a bother to line up.

In front of the actual Declaration of Independence and Constitution.

Anyone else think that Joe Scarborough looks like Chandler Bing?

I’m pretty sure had they walked in and had an officiant marry them during normal business hours around other archives visitors it would cost the same as the price of admission (free, or $1.50 if they chose to skip the lines and get a reservation).

Mazel, you crazy kids!

Aww, bitter you couldn’t get tickets?

how can it be “shitty fan fiction” if it’s written by JK Rolling?

Just the image of his penis that pops into my mind reading these comments (involuntarily pops into my mind, I don’t want to visualize his penis!) is enough to make me feel queasy. I cannot believe ANYBODY is in love with money or power enough to fuck him. Gross.

Sounds like you’ve got at least six good reasons to move, friend.

click the cheap air link you lazy bastard.

You’re correct, that’s much more than I expected. :) Thanks for taking the time to explain what’s going on. I’ll give them a shot.