It’s Dump Trump Month! Suddenly March is my favourite month!

I have nothing against basic furniture that lasts, but most of Ikea furniture is made with composite wood that breaks down far quicker than solid wood pieces. From a sustainability standpoint, it makes more sense to spring for a sturdier piece. That can definitely be done for WAY less than $30k. Like even 1% of that…

Marriage in the rocks? New boat payment? Who cares, no one has to pick up your check. Down grade the cost, and take your friend out to the dive at the warf, or the noodle place where an old guy still makes them by hand. Make it wacky, different, or a reminder of old times. Unless they are a ketchup on steak kind of…

...and it’s worth a lot. You’re good people and I appreciate you. Thank you.

“me, an affable dipshit.”

The fact that these russia loving, humanity hating, classless, cultureless, chinless, dickless, spineless, Garland Merrick blocking, scheming, semi-sentient, greedy blobs of shit with horrible HORRIBLE fitting skin suits have the gall to call anyone else in the entirety of Democracy obstructionist fills me with so…

Why is Jack Lithium Pack subsidizing Joe six pack’s petroleum at the tune of $40-50 billion a year?

Adding in the Christopher Walker video makes the lineage even clearer . . .

I had the fortune/misfortune of being stuck in an audition room with the dancers before the singers were up. And that shit is HARD. They had to learn NEW choreography to half a song in less than 20 minutes, then freestyle the ending. Like, we just have to come in and sing. I haven’t been asked to sight sing in 10…

I’d never even heard of Kenzo, but watched their video yesterday and loved it. And their response is the best ever.

My first thought was Kenzo vs Weapon of Choice - both shot by Spike Jonze

This is very “Why can’t we all just get along!?”, but I liked T. Swift’s video and I also like Kenzo’s and I especially liked their response.

You mean Weapon of Choice, Fatboy Slim? :D

She’s considered the most hated cabinet secretary? In a very competitive kakistocracy field, I think that honor belongs, at least this week (and most weeks, tbh), to EPA administrator Scott Pruitt. But I have faith in DeVos to come from behind and lead the race for a little while.

Florida never seems to disappoint.

I am all for school choice, if all schools and school districts are nationally funded and get the same amount of funding per student regardless of whether they are in Bethesda or The Bronx and books are free and lunch is free too :). I do not care of that means we all have to pay higher taxes or if that means that…

Oh, I know, I’m just rambling enjoying my morning coffee. It’s quite obvious the service manager is a total asshole.

Stahl’s face in that screenshot will inevitable become a meme that will mean “What.... the fuck are you even talking about??”

Your avatar is all I need to know to feel your pain, yes? I am so very sorry for the above.