I remember standing in line in the hallway at school with everybody else to get the polio vaccine. It was in a little spoon, it was purple. The memory is vivid.

I’ve been telling mr.otto I have this burnout. I have been at the same job for 25 years. I am close, but not quite close enough, to retiring. I could go home tonight, and never come back, and be happy with my decision. The only thing keeping me coming back is that I can’t quite afford it yet. Some days, I sit at my…

Can I come to your next family wedding??

You sound very very snobby, and should probably just have stopped about 4 comments ago.

I got a ticket on 9/11 3 years ago, because my hang tag was on my dash, and not hanging from the mirror. I have a tiny car, and the thing wouldn’t loop over the mirror. physically impossible. They got a new hard-ass inspector who decided to ticket me anyway. I fought it, I lost. It wasn’t ‘hanging on the mirror’.

I’ll take 4, please.

But, did she get dat Tru-Coat?

My son is really Robbie, and his very good dog was Rex. And every time I see this, I bawl. So of course, I’m bawling at my desk, thankyouverymuch.

He’s not personally pulling the brakes of 747 trains. He’s pulling 1, and 5 back up behind it. Then he pulls another, another 5 back up behind it.

I’m there, too!  Cheers!

all the stars!!!

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Why you don’t have.... aw fuck it. I’ll just photoshop it for you.

When I was in college, we went out drinking one night down a dirt road. Got shitfaced. broke a bunch of bottles. Next day went and picked up all the broken glass. Not all drunks are assholes, DisgruntledEmployeez.

I’m really sad about this. It was the ONE place I could shop as a larger woman over the age of 25. The ‘tell us what you like to wear and we’ll send you a box of clothes and you keep what you like’ stuff is all for people under 30, and you don’t get a choice before they send it. I’m not huge. But I can’t afford Ann…

In a little over a week, and I’ve already got my popcorn, cheetos, rootbear, good&plenty’s all stocked up.

Bossman has one, he let me drive it to work the day after he got it. Picked me up at home, 25 miles from work. This was my dad’s 90th birthday, coincidently, so we got to show the man who’s first car was a Model A, an electric car. Took him for a short drive, he was impressed. Oh wow this was a fun drive. On one part…

Walnut ketchup recipe.

Or horses

I’ve been cutting my pizza at home for about 20 years. What’s new about this?