It’s not a good troll by any stretch of the imagination. “You suck looser, I’m the President!” is about as childish as you can get. Damn, even our standards for internet trolls are slipping.

But those Saudi weapons are new and original packaging. They immediately lose value if you take them out to play with them.

But 9/11

Who the hell sleeps on a bench like that and doesn’t put their feet up?

And so begins yet another round of the American pastime, where all sides of the political spectrum await the identity of the shooters, so that everyone can argue that their identity had either everything or nothing to do with the shooting, as applicable.

If the ammosexual spent all his money on tacticool gear he may as well use it?

You misspelled Tuesday.

I used to (briefly, thank God) date a woman who had zero emotional control. When she got upset she’d yell, scream, throw tantrums, accuse me (and anyone else within earshot) of things, just generally melt down. And if I ever got the least bit upset by her obvious attempts to upset me, or if I responded to her at all,…

Pictured: The suspect who put all the child porn on the InfoWars servers

If I start a sentence to my wife with “Woman”, it had better be the start of a joke.   That shit doesn’t fly ( but her shoe will, at my face ).

Denise wasn’t fired from The Federalist because they were offended by her homophobic tweets. Domenech saw the opportunity to fire Denise after she tweeted shit about his wife and took it.

At this point I just can’t see what evidence Mueller could provide that would cause the GOP to impeach Trump. Trump could bring Putin to the senate floor and say “this is my leader” and they would applaud. 

William Barr is about to become the most hated man in America, Okay second most. 

Reading those tweets reminds me how fucking scary it’s going to get if he loses reelection.

VETO!

I need to disagree with you there; Chris Evans felt totally miscast in all his solo movies for me, and Scarlett (I personally can’t stand her) shouldn’t be in a superhero movie. I also hate Jeremy Renner in these movies, so bland and boring. I literally fell asleep in the last Avengers movies because they were all…

I mean is it really that odd? There are other countries that do the same. Like Russia and North Korea.

Do Americans realise how weird the rest of the world finds it, when the US makes kids swear a pledge of allegiance, and all of the flag fetishising?