We’ll see I guess!

Well, my platform is that there’s a pizza party in my pants, and everyone’s invited!

Just so I don’t bump into your reelection campaign.

I wasn’t originally going to do it, but everyone else is, so what the hell.

I wish those two would just bang already and spare us all the drama.

Stone: “There is no circumstance in which I intend to be pressured in order to testify against the president.”

“It’s not high treason, it’s alternative loyalty.”

But...  the buck stops with everybody!  He said so!  Clearly, that’s the most Presidential statement about buck stopping that ever buck stopped!

“You’re fucking it all up, Mick.”

Listen, let’s just be happy two people from such different backgrounds managed to find love and devotion with each other. Of a peculiar S/M variety, but still.

Wait... so they escorted him to his room to get his things? How do they use trespassing as an excuse after doing something like that?! He was obviously a paying guest at that point!

Hopefully Melania gets lucky tonight.

She’s living her be best life.

Trump’s just pissed because he has no clue how to be Scott Free.

Yeah but the fact he put “President Trump” in quotes leads me to believe, on a subconscious level at least, even he realizes what a completely illegitimate buffoon he is and he shouldn’t ever be considered President in any practical sense.

Well, you must understand, they have SOOOO much in common!

Stop having heroes

They're* ugh