Just wait until he finds out the 9th Circuit has voided his Presidential turkey pardon and the turkey is already being grilled by Bob Mueller.

Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith of Mississippi has requested that there be no audience or media presence at her debate with Democratic runoff challenger Mike Espy.

Laughing while kicking things.

I experienced something once. But then a man told another man that he wasn’t aware of my experience, so the other man explained to me that I hadn’t actually experienced it. I can’t wait for my first real experience!

I bet someone forgot the password. And forgot the password to the email address connected to their Twitter. And forgot the password for that email address’ backup address. 

“And Jesus said unto Lazarus, ‘LOL PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS, LOSER’, and lo, Lazarus began to rot.”

He wants judges to have a religious world view (already a violation of church-state separations, which should disqualify them flat out), and specifically the New Testament. Of course, as we all know, Jesus of Nazareth (an amalgam of 2-3 historical figures, all killed by Romans and claimed the messianic prophecy at…

Rubio and Scott already know but have to turn everything into a propaganda opportunity.

From the linked Wa Post article.

Tune in for that exchange alone, it’s hilarious. When asked how to spell her name, there was stammering and dodges, then Jack said her name wasn’t spell with an ‘e’. Then you hear reporters say “but she signed her name WITH AN ‘E’ “! It’s gold, Jerry - gold!

His name literally shortens to Jawohl. I’m just sayin’...

“Opting out of voting just means opting in to the system as it currently is.”

“Tend” to vote? GTFOH with that bullshit. Go fuck your self and your fucking priviledge. Some people out here are dying because of who was or was not voted for. Some people are out here struggling and scraping just to survive because of who was or wasn’t voted for. Get off your Privilege and get out and speak for…

Amazing. Every word of what you just said was wrong.

Yes, the absolute best way to fix a problem is to stand on the sideline and feel morally superior about it.

“But those kind of tasks can be hard for me to do if I’m not enthusiastic about it.”

Like what is happening? Vote Republican on 11/7

I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

It’s convenient that victim testimony magically stops counting as evidence whenever rape or sexual assault is involved. If a victim identifies the person who mugged them, that’s evidence. But if a victim identifies the person who sexually assaulted them, it’s a grossly unfair character smear that means nothing.

Connor has jumped into an octagon post fight, assaulted a referee, attacked people on a bus and ufc did ABSOLUTELY nothing to punish him. So why Khabib? FUCK THAT SHIT.