So... I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that Morgan might also have been abusive to some degree (at least emotionally), but she’s not the one running for office. There’s never a good reason, aside from self defense, to physically attack someone, and Kirchgessner wasn’t defending herself. Having an abusive…

I’m a man, I was sexually assaulted when I was 6, and the past few weeks have been tortuous. I can’t imagine what it must be like for women in the same boat. I’m so, so sorry ladies.

“Francisco also argued for the expansiveness of executive power...”

Thanks, Ashley. I’ve been circling this idea for a long time, but could never quite articulate the specific grossness of it.

The most baffling thing I find about the “good boy who made mistakes” take is that it can somehow exist alongside the “if she’s telling the truth, why didn’t she go to the police?” takes.

Honest to god, it was a moment of inspiration about 20 minutes ago.

How long have you been waiting to use that headline?

I’m kidding, you don’t understand sarcasm

I can’t even wrap my head around why people want to have one child. And I have two of them!

trump reportedly called his Fox and Friends chums and chided them for leaking the announcement too soon.

Among tomorrow’s Trump Toilet Tweets:

I’ve come to the conclusion that the disdain for authority (yet deep longing for a Father figure to tell you what to do) in conservatives is a direct byproduct of American Protestantism. Protestantism bucked authority, but when you put a bunch of religious zealots and criminals on a continent with scary woods without…

oh, good, i had been worried about this delicate summit but didn’t realize trump was bringing his world famous interpersonal skills and renowned knowledge of human nature to the table, phew

My detailed analysis is as follows: a bunch of fucking assholes bought the Newsweek brand, and put their fucking asshole editorial slant on it.

Damn.

When it leads to your impeachment.

I am a sci-fi fan, but I hate Star Wars, and their fans are big part of the reason. They act like anything that isn’t a white male or a man in a teddy bear costume is the most offensive existence possible. Star Wars fans are the worst.

I have renamed my steel toe boots “The Straight Unvarnished Truth.” Could we arrange a test of your theory? With proper control subjects of course. They can be regular toe boots.