Reading those tweets reminds me how fucking scary it’s going to get if he loses reelection.

VETO!

I need to disagree with you there; Chris Evans felt totally miscast in all his solo movies for me, and Scarlett (I personally can’t stand her) shouldn’t be in a superhero movie. I also hate Jeremy Renner in these movies, so bland and boring. I literally fell asleep in the last Avengers movies because they were all…

This might be the most poorly constructed sentence I’ve read this year.  And I read Reddit.

I mean is it really that odd? There are other countries that do the same. Like Russia and North Korea.

Do Americans realise how weird the rest of the world finds it, when the US makes kids swear a pledge of allegiance, and all of the flag fetishising?

We’ll see I guess!

Well, my platform is that there’s a pizza party in my pants, and everyone’s invited!

Just so I don’t bump into your reelection campaign.

I wasn’t originally going to do it, but everyone else is, so what the hell.

I wish those two would just bang already and spare us all the drama.

Stone: “There is no circumstance in which I intend to be pressured in order to testify against the president.”

“It’s not high treason, it’s alternative loyalty.”

But...  the buck stops with everybody!  He said so!  Clearly, that’s the most Presidential statement about buck stopping that ever buck stopped!

“You’re fucking it all up, Mick.”

Listen, let’s just be happy two people from such different backgrounds managed to find love and devotion with each other. Of a peculiar S/M variety, but still.

Wait... so they escorted him to his room to get his things? How do they use trespassing as an excuse after doing something like that?! He was obviously a paying guest at that point!

Hopefully Melania gets lucky tonight.