She’s living her be best life.

Trump’s just pissed because he has no clue how to be Scott Free.

Yeah but the fact he put “President Trump” in quotes leads me to believe, on a subconscious level at least, even he realizes what a completely illegitimate buffoon he is and he shouldn’t ever be considered President in any practical sense.

Well, you must understand, they have SOOOO much in common!

Stop having heroes

They're* ugh 

Just wait until he finds out the 9th Circuit has voided his Presidential turkey pardon and the turkey is already being grilled by Bob Mueller.

Republican Sen. Cindy Hyde-Smith of Mississippi has requested that there be no audience or media presence at her debate with Democratic runoff challenger Mike Espy.

Laughing while kicking things.

I experienced something once. But then a man told another man that he wasn’t aware of my experience, so the other man explained to me that I hadn’t actually experienced it. I can’t wait for my first real experience!

I bet someone forgot the password. And forgot the password to the email address connected to their Twitter. And forgot the password for that email address’ backup address. 

“And Jesus said unto Lazarus, ‘LOL PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS, LOSER’, and lo, Lazarus began to rot.”

He wants judges to have a religious world view (already a violation of church-state separations, which should disqualify them flat out), and specifically the New Testament. Of course, as we all know, Jesus of Nazareth (an amalgam of 2-3 historical figures, all killed by Romans and claimed the messianic prophecy at…

Rubio and Scott already know but have to turn everything into a propaganda opportunity.

From the linked Wa Post article.

Tune in for that exchange alone, it’s hilarious. When asked how to spell her name, there was stammering and dodges, then Jack said her name wasn’t spell with an ‘e’. Then you hear reporters say “but she signed her name WITH AN ‘E’ “! It’s gold, Jerry - gold!

Can't wait for the Coen Brothers to get a hold of this... 

His name literally shortens to Jawohl. I’m just sayin’...

Yes, the absolute best way to fix a problem is to stand on the sideline and feel morally superior about it.

“But those kind of tasks can be hard for me to do if I’m not enthusiastic about it.”