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I love that Tucker’s serious face is the human equivalent of a dog discovering that you did not in fact, throw that ball.

It’s convenient that victim testimony magically stops counting as evidence whenever rape or sexual assault is involved. If a victim identifies the person who mugged them, that’s evidence. But if a victim identifies the person who sexually assaulted them, it’s a grossly unfair character smear that means nothing.

Connor has jumped into an octagon post fight, assaulted a referee, attacked people on a bus and ufc did ABSOLUTELY nothing to punish him. So why Khabib? FUCK THAT SHIT.

I don’t know if this story is going to help or hurt. I want it to help. I’m also adopted, not that it makes any difference, just mentioning since we have that in common.

So... I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that Morgan might also have been abusive to some degree (at least emotionally), but she’s not the one running for office. There’s never a good reason, aside from self defense, to physically attack someone, and Kirchgessner wasn’t defending herself. Having an abusive…

I’m a man, I was sexually assaulted when I was 6, and the past few weeks have been tortuous. I can’t imagine what it must be like for women in the same boat. I’m so, so sorry ladies.

“Francisco also argued for the expansiveness of executive power...”

It’s still weird that he hisses his way into the “thankyou”.

Thanks, Ashley. I’ve been circling this idea for a long time, but could never quite articulate the specific grossness of it.

The most baffling thing I find about the “good boy who made mistakes” take is that it can somehow exist alongside the “if she’s telling the truth, why didn’t she go to the police?” takes.

Honest to god, it was a moment of inspiration about 20 minutes ago.

How long have you been waiting to use that headline?

I’m kidding, you don’t understand sarcasm

I can’t even wrap my head around why people want to have one child. And I have two of them!

I thought this episode was fucking phenomenal. I was completely engrossed in it the entire time. I feel like the last three episodes have just been superb storytelling.

trump reportedly called his Fox and Friends chums and chided them for leaking the announcement too soon.

Among tomorrow’s Trump Toilet Tweets: