I guess it kind of got weird after a while. He would walk into conference rooms where classified information was being discussed and everyone would just fall silent. People would awkwardly shuffle papers out of sight, start checking their phones, and studiously avoiding eye contact. Eventually General Kelly or General…

ABANDON HIS PUBLIC?

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

I totally agree and came here to say exactly this. This is a great way to try and wiggle out of all the incriminating statements he’s littered all over Twitter now that they are coming back to bite him in the ass. If the mistakes are “strategic” then why the fuck does he fix them after the fact? What a load of…

If Donald Trump has brain worms they must be starving to death.

I personally think the whole article is crap and a the “story” was leaked as a way to ensure Trump can avoid accountability for all his tweets.

Mueller right now is a bit like GRR Martin- stuck on trying to figure out a way through an endless array of plot twists and unable to finish anything

Should I harass or arrest this guy who clearly has had a rough life, who is not harming me, the public or himself. Has not stolen anything. Hasn’t even jumped a subway toll. Or should I focus on protecting and serving the public.

Are you the guy in the background, Don Jr., the woman barely in frame, or the coffee cup?

The only explanation I can think of for all of this is that it’s something akin to crazy recognizing crazy. Trump has been super freaked out and isolated but then here comes Giuliani, a fellow New York loudmouth huckster who he can identify with and trust because of their shared hate/obsession with Hillary Clinton and…

“We were aware of this incident after it occurred and we immediately began conducting an administrative investigation into the conduct of the officer involved, which will completely exonerate him and assign all blame to that dubious-looking guy with the ‘Mentos,’ which, every officer knows, are most commonly used…

I saw that he was speaking by all the feeds on FB Live. I had my workstation on mute. All I saw was him with his “disgusted” look and then he walks away from the podium shaking his head, looking out to the crowd as, presumably, they cheered him, and he comes back and soaks it all in like the Mango Mussolini he is.

I know somebody who went to the worst law school in Georgia that routinely loses their accreditation but this woman was a bad bitch and super, super sharp. She is an immigrant and I think that probably had something to do with her choice. Meanwhile I went to a good law school and I am a moron lmao.

WRT the ‘shoot someone on 5th Ave’ comment:

Truly the Trump Steaks of law schools

The only thing better than Giuliani’s performance yesterday would be if he went back on Hannity tonight and released Trump’s tax returns.

“They’re acting like storm troopers—give me a break, baby!”

ghouliani totally went full holdmybeer.

It’s like 45 went on fox and friends and said all those bat shit crazy things so they sent Giuliani out to try and out crazy him.

This season of Celebrity Attorney is off to a great start.