I had an aff....*retching sound*... an affair *more retching*.... with Tr*vomits on self. chokes, dies*

And I’m not getting excited until he actually suffers a consequence BEFORE MY VERY EYES.

When in the fuck did Rudy Fucking Giuliani suddenly become concerned about clandestine government surveillance?

Somewhere Devin Nunes is scratching his head, puzzled as he’d thought this issue had been nipped in the bud.

Everyone knows that you can do all the illegal shit you want, as long as you do it through a lawyer because of privilege guys.  

Please forever lay to rest the superiority of rich white men.

Per Trump, if you pretend you had an affair with him he would pay you $130,000 not to lie about it?

I keep trying to figure out if Guilliani is that stupid or if they’re playing 7 dimensional chess with us. Easy to call him stupid, but I don’t think he’s that stupid.

DUCK SEASON, FIRE!!!

So, Trump is going to tweet in a few hours that Giuliani has never been his lawyer and he barely knows him, amirite?

How about I just wait to watch the rest of the episodes until the end of the season, and someone tells me the appropriate amount of shame I should feel while viewing this week’s pop culture hot topic? Would that satisfy everyone?

Oh, how cute. The DC franchise is still making movies.

(and this is coming from a DC/Marvel fan as much as the next barely matured male adult)

Of course you love the responses. Because you don’t get enough attention from real life. Keep at it though...one day what you say may actually mean something to someone....somewhere out there.

Everyone dies except Hawkeye. Then, in Part 2, he shoots the gauntlet off Thanos’ hand with a “gauntlet-remover arrow,” uses it to reincarnate everyone, and collectively they kick gauntlet-less Thanos’ ass.

Idk, go ask Justice League and Wonderwoman and every DC movie.

The big question I have, is whether or not Batman will run into April O’Neil & some heroes in a half shell, while in the past....

Trump opened the news conference with Japan’s PM Abe by paying tribute to Barbara Bush saying “we send prayers to her husband of 73 years”...adding, “I’ll never beat that record.”