I hope Mueller indicts Trump via Tweet.

Michael Avenatti is fast becoming my favorite lawyer ever. All he does all day is go on the cable shows Trump watches and troll the shit out of him on an hourly basis. Someday, in the brand new Resistance Plaza in D.C. (after the coming purge), Avenatti will get his own memorial statue. 

I want to dispose Donald Trump too.

Yes, I’m sure you’d listen to him if he was wearing a suit, right?

No, Baio will replace Sessions, cause he played Bob Loblaw on Arrested Development. Carson will be replaced by the $31,000 dining room set, since it is about as capable as he is as HUD director.

Also what total dick throws his wife under the bus in front of the ENTIRE COUNTRY?! Bitch, even if that was her table, it came out of YOUR budget that YOU control because it is tied to YOUR government position. You own that.

Email in full from FOX news contributor who just quit to his colleagues. He was no saint but truth is good medicine. (Thanks to WTFJHT).

The whole circus around Trump maybe having to be interviewed is just too funny. They should just ask him stuff that he’s already said before, then when he contradicts himself they just wheel out an old tv on a trolley, like they used to use in school lessons, and play back what he said before.

A few years ago in Trumps office

Working title: I Thought I Could Sup With the Devil But My Spoon Was Too Short.

Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! Rage! Blow!

it definitely sets a president.

“Can we get that one with some gold leaf on it?”

So, he rolled over on the remote, switched channel to SyFy and still thought it was Fox & Friends?

That’s a nice picture of Trump up there pointing at shit. You know who else has a lot of pictures of himself pointing at shit? Kim Jong Un.

We should have a new force called the Space Force. It’s like the Army and the Navy, but for space, because we’re spending a lot of money on space.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLLUSION!

That guy in the back is trying to pull a photobomb..He’s hip with the kids!