Dear god, please tell me Trump’s not immortal!

She had a really good one right after that about Laura Ingraham calling here a “sophomore”.

Also, explain the first amendment to him.

Someone needs to tell Alex Jones that it’s not defamation to opine on his “journalism” skills, nor is it defamation to call him fat. Sorry, bro. Good try, though.

Mine did too. He left the room. He also farted, which might also be why he left the room but I’m gonna blame the fart on Fergie too.

I flipped the script one time and ask them the same questions they asked me (including, “where is your family really from”). He eventually said that his family was Ireland. So I told him to go back to Ireland so that he could be surrounded by a sea of shiny white faces.

That was a very kind response considering the question. A slap would have also been appropriate.

I have a Nepali friend, who when she is asked, esp. by white people, “No, like where is your family originally from?,”* she answers, “Science suggests Africa, same place as your family.”

Its’s ok when you ask someone where they’re from. It’s not ok when you follow up with “no, but where are you from........”

If you want people to assume you were born in the United States, be white. Seems pretty simple to me.

We do not deserve Chrissy.

Donny, why did you even lawyer up? You know who does that? Criminals. Hillary went one step further, she always has one with her because she’s a lawyer.That’s why she’s Crooked Hillary.

Be a man, Donny! You can’t have these little men tell you what to do, Donny! You pay them! You go right on in that interview and clear things up for Mueller! You’re the only one who can! It’ll be fine. Believe me.

Every time you think you seen the absolute dumbest thing on this planet, to the point you are 100% convinced nothing could POSSIBLY be dumber...
Just wait five min. The GOP will show up with “Oh, THAT’S the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen? Here. Hold my beer. And my other beer. And my crackpipe. And don’t let anyone…

Doesn’t really matter when she:

It’s possible I gave it short shrift, and would appreciate it more on repeat viewings, but when I watched it years ago when it came out, it struck me as extremely masturbatory. As others noted, there were a few bright spots, namely Christoph Waltz and a couple others, but all I really saw was a brutally violent…

There aren’t many blind items about him. The ones there are have been financial. He seems to actually know that he’s in a business and not the art world.

I hope this triggers his victims to speak up. Because I have no doubt that he has a long list of sexual harassment/assault victims as well as race based harassment/assault victims. This is the douche who created Entourage and didn’t mind telling you that it was based on his life because he could see no problem with…

KEANU REEVES HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HIS LIFE, EVER.