next morning on FOX and Friends: “Isn’t being a traitor actually being a patriot since the Hillary-Obama muslim lesbian shadow state took over the country? I’m just sayin’, folks...”

Wow. This is spot on. Jonah would totally keep repeating buzz words, have to have his interview shut down, and be escorted out of the studio.

For years, I’ve watched Veep and thought to myself, “Thank god there’s no one as terrible and insecure as Jonah, in Washington.” Now we have a White House full of Jonahs but Miller reminds me the most of the character.

Edited to remove an errant apostrophe.

Heard that some people are saying Trump is going to disown Eric and adopt Stephen Miller. I mean, I dunno. Sounds crazy. But some very good people are apparently saying it. The best people.

I suppose this context would’ve been useful in my first reply, but whatever. Better late than never:

As a Marvel fan, nothing is more ridiculous than learning that Blackbolt’s real name was retconned to be Blackagar Boltagon. I mean...that’s like meeting Superman and years later finding out his real name is Supetonuts Mantoglian.

You might be right. And, as I said, the observation is perhaps more pointedly applied to Star Wars. Too many adults lose the forest for the trees with many of these movies, especially Star Wars. I tried to make this point in a not-so-subtle way a few weeks ago here (and I remain profoundly disappointed that Albert…

This is probably more appropriate for some of the negativity that followed the release of The Last Jedi, but it works here, too.

True. I was once in line to see a midnight Harry Potter movie in Union Square in NYC, and a car full of girls drove by with one of them hanging out the window yelling “NEEEEEEEERDS!” Everyone in line just looked at each other like “Well....yeah. Duh. We’re in line to see a movie based on a children’s book at midnight…

You know what sucks? Besides the obvious. That even if trump gets kicked out of office and publicly ruined, all this shit has been put out there and exposed for the world to see. If the world was a neighborhood, we’re the family whose dad went outside jerked himself off and then took a huge dump on his next door…

Shakespeare: “Striving to better, oft we mar what’s well.”

This pissed off local residents, who were confined to their $50 million homes just when they had a lot of holiday parties to attend.

Usually horseshit comes from a horse’s ass, not sent to one.

Everyone in Bel-Air says the area has been going downhill since those negros Phillip and Vivian Banks let their mouthy little nephew Will move in with them.

Some people pay good money for fertilizer, but at least one schmuck is giving it away for free.

Get dog, invite friends over to drink Scotch, watch Braveheart, play with pooch, and DIY kitchen. Rearrange order of events as you see fit for maximal hilarity/productivity. I’ll send you a big bag of dog food if you post pics of someone passed out on the sofa wearing a paint-splattered kilt with a dog asleep on their…

Holy shit, I forgot about those. It’s like the design team said “What if sunglasses and overalls made a hideous baby?”

Apparently, Fisher Price steam punk makes you look like more of an asshole than Victorian steam punk. Glad we locked that down.

white male fails upward: a tale as old as time