I flipped the script one time and ask them the same questions they asked me (including, “where is your family really from”). He eventually said that his family was Ireland. So I told him to go back to Ireland so that he could be surrounded by a sea of shiny white faces.

That was a very kind response considering the question. A slap would have also been appropriate.

I have a Nepali friend, who when she is asked, esp. by white people, “No, like where is your family originally from?,”* she answers, “Science suggests Africa, same place as your family.”

Its’s ok when you ask someone where they’re from. It’s not ok when you follow up with “no, but where are you from........”

If you want people to assume you were born in the United States, be white. Seems pretty simple to me.

We do not deserve Chrissy.

oooh, snap!

Natalie Portman comes to mind...

Someday we’ll find the person that Chris Hemsworth doesn’t have good chemistry with, I assume.

Thor Ragnarok is the best Marvel movie yet made. Fight me.

So you are saying some sort of

Donny, why did you even lawyer up? You know who does that? Criminals. Hillary went one step further, she always has one with her because she’s a lawyer.That’s why she’s Crooked Hillary.

Be a man, Donny! You can’t have these little men tell you what to do, Donny! You pay them! You go right on in that interview and clear things up for Mueller! You’re the only one who can! It’ll be fine. Believe me.

Every time you think you seen the absolute dumbest thing on this planet, to the point you are 100% convinced nothing could POSSIBLY be dumber...
Just wait five min. The GOP will show up with “Oh, THAT’S the dumbest thing you’ve ever seen? Here. Hold my beer. And my other beer. And my crackpipe. And don’t let anyone…

Wakanda to Captain America: “We don’t have Coke, is Pepsi okay?”

Sounds like the whole #NunesMemo...

This movie is definitely going to win the “most ridiculous and unnecessary situation for Peter to remove his mask” award.

Doesn’t really matter when she:

It’s possible I gave it short shrift, and would appreciate it more on repeat viewings, but when I watched it years ago when it came out, it struck me as extremely masturbatory. As others noted, there were a few bright spots, namely Christoph Waltz and a couple others, but all I really saw was a brutally violent…