Tide pods? So last week. He’s moved on to the Glade Enema challenge:

You typed two sentences (?) and didn’t use the word “like” a single time. So you’re clearly, like, not an American. Nice try.

You sound like that guy at parties no one talks to.

Are you actually Donald Trump himself? I feel like you are.

So, tell me... how do Tide pods taste?

I seriously lost sleep this past week over this “meh”mo.

Maybe because no one watched The Event?

There aren’t many blind items about him. The ones there are have been financial. He seems to actually know that he’s in a business and not the art world.

I hope this triggers his victims to speak up. Because I have no doubt that he has a long list of sexual harassment/assault victims as well as race based harassment/assault victims. This is the douche who created Entourage and didn’t mind telling you that it was based on his life because he could see no problem with…

KEANU REEVES HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HIS LIFE, EVER.

keanu reeves is a national treasure

I agree he’s not a great actor, but I’d watch him in anything. There was talk about a Bill & Ted movie with the two of them as washed up middle aged guys. I really really really hope it happens.

You probably don’t have to worry about Keanu

next morning on FOX and Friends: “Isn’t being a traitor actually being a patriot since the Hillary-Obama muslim lesbian shadow state took over the country? I’m just sayin’, folks...”

Wow. This is spot on. Jonah would totally keep repeating buzz words, have to have his interview shut down, and be escorted out of the studio.

For years, I’ve watched Veep and thought to myself, “Thank god there’s no one as terrible and insecure as Jonah, in Washington.” Now we have a White House full of Jonahs but Miller reminds me the most of the character.

Edited to remove an errant apostrophe.

Heard that some people are saying Trump is going to disown Eric and adopt Stephen Miller. I mean, I dunno. Sounds crazy. But some very good people are apparently saying it. The best people.

As a Marvel fan, nothing is more ridiculous than learning that Blackbolt’s real name was retconned to be Blackagar Boltagon. I mean...that’s like meeting Superman and years later finding out his real name is Supetonuts Mantoglian.

True. I was once in line to see a midnight Harry Potter movie in Union Square in NYC, and a car full of girls drove by with one of them hanging out the window yelling “NEEEEEEEERDS!” Everyone in line just looked at each other like “Well....yeah. Duh. We’re in line to see a movie based on a children’s book at midnight…