So that’s where i parked it!

(not to make light of this topic) it’s like classic abuser technique isn’t it? Treat them badly, hurt them, then do or say something nice that benefits them to get them to trust you and never leave. It’s scary.

I’ve never witnessed a covfefe in the wild like this.

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

She has the charm of a waitress at 3 a.m. and this administration is as greasy as a Waffle House floor.

Remember this, everyone?

Dragonfire can’t melt ice beams!

“Donald Trump is President” is the stupidest shit on the planet, and you take this silly show too seriously.

Why does he always do this shit on Fridays??

It’s like your neighbor saying “I’m going to light our whole block on fire to protest our property taxes. Would you be willing to follow behind with the fire extinguisher and make sure I don’t actually burn down the block?”

Yeah, his criticism would have some heft if he hadn’t also promised for the past he past two years he had a great health care plan, including saying during the transition and early in his term that he had a plan nearly complete (which, of course, was a total lie).

Damn, I’ve been enjoying your posts more and more lately. Have a star, you magnificent bastard.

someone who knows, GRRM

Take it from someone who knows, GRRM is so far behind schedule, under so much internal pressure, that he feels paralyzed. It’s a terrible place to be.

I am so...so sorry...

I have 3 theories regarding this

I totally agree. The conversations Tormund had with Gendry and The Hound were PRICELESS. Plus I was really glad Jon tried to give Longclaw back to Jorah as well as they’re overall conversation.

I just thought it was funny that Sansa found Aryas cosplay clothes

Arya has been one of my favorites until the last few episodes. She gets back to Winterfell and all of a sudden she’s just so goddamn smug it’s SUPER unbearable. Honestly, I’ve never gone from love to hate so fast on a character. I kinda don’t even care if she dies.

Still slobbering over this (yes, I watched the leaked episode beforehand) and I was balling away. The, Uncle Benjen and that was it. Game over for me. Snotbubbles and people cutting onions and stuff at my place. My phone going off, people texting me angry as hell. WTF can I do?! Note to Night’s King: you’re gonna get…