In his head it probably played out like a movie with Ms Bro stopping the funeral and telling everyone to be quiet so they could all huddle around the phone adoringly listenening to Trump
This is the type of hypocritical bullshit that pisses me off that people don’t talk about enough. These rich white assholes are always talking about taxes being the reason they have to take jobs out of the country, how the poors and the coloreds have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps instead of relying on…
More biased reporting from you libtards. There are a few bad apples in this administration, sure, that are violently assaulting Mother Nature, and we should condemn that. But you never hear the Fake News media talking about how Mother Nature is assaulting corporations’ ability to squeeze every last dollar out of our…
So what are the odds Jon survives to the end?
They’re gonna leave three tracks apiece in the snow. One for each foot, and one for the incredibly large set of balls they’re dragging out to meet the White Walkers.
Ser Davos must have been influenced by the people at r/HighQualityGifs, because what he said to Gendry was meta as f.
Thank you for the article’s title and lede not having spoilers. I know it gets tedious having to avoid them, so it’s appreciated.
This shit is getting way too good.
On why the front of her skirt was not lifted:
That would be hilarious. Dany though is really on that “Bend the knee” trip.
Nobody deleted you. Are you high?
A Steve Harvey post!? I have the perfect link for that!!!
50 women picked up gargabe out of a river, read the romantic note attached, and thought, “Yeah this doesn’t sound like it’s gonna get me murdered, let’s go for it!”
The headline made him sound cute and whoever cited him like a killjoy. 2,000 bottles, though? That’s enough to make me a killjoy too. Take out a personal ad.
“They kidnap. They extort. They rape and they rob. They stomp on their victims,” he said. “They beat them with clubs, they slash them with machetes, and they stab them with knives. They have transformed peaceful parks and beautiful quiet neighborhoods into bloodstained killing fields. They’re animals.”
Ugh. I will never get the image of Stev Bannon attempting to suck his own cock out of my head. Probably happened here.
“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”
Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.