In his head it probably played out like a movie with Ms Bro stopping the funeral and telling everyone to be quiet so they could all huddle around the phone adoringly listenening to Trump
This is the type of hypocritical bullshit that pisses me off that people don’t talk about enough. These rich white assholes are always talking about taxes being the reason they have to take jobs out of the country, how the poors and the coloreds have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps instead of relying on…
More biased reporting from you libtards. There are a few bad apples in this administration, sure, that are violently assaulting Mother Nature, and we should condemn that. But you never hear the Fake News media talking about how Mother Nature is assaulting corporations’ ability to squeeze every last dollar out of our…
On why the front of her skirt was not lifted:
Nobody deleted you. Are you high?
A Steve Harvey post!? I have the perfect link for that!!!
50 women picked up gargabe out of a river, read the romantic note attached, and thought, “Yeah this doesn’t sound like it’s gonna get me murdered, let’s go for it!”
The headline made him sound cute and whoever cited him like a killjoy. 2,000 bottles, though? That’s enough to make me a killjoy too. Take out a personal ad.
“They kidnap. They extort. They rape and they rob. They stomp on their victims,” he said. “They beat them with clubs, they slash them with machetes, and they stab them with knives. They have transformed peaceful parks and beautiful quiet neighborhoods into bloodstained killing fields. They’re animals.”
Ugh. I will never get the image of Stev Bannon attempting to suck his own cock out of my head. Probably happened here.
“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”
Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.
There must be a kernel of a seed of a thought in there, if we dig deep enough...
But then he goes on with “here’s something where you walk up and say I want my insurance, it’s a very tough deal but something we’ve done a good job of.”
He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.
That’s a pretty stark correlation.
When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.
Donald was that kid who could get the same thing as everyone else at dinner but would ask to have a bite of yours first.