Yeah, I’m worried. If it doesn’t have at least two player splitscreen, I guess I’m waiting until the next gen Mario Golf.

That’s not true. Tumblr banned porn because they were bought by Yahoo.

God I’m so tired of [sad, slow version of famous old song]

Yeah, she’s like 50% taller than most characters.

No, it’s not. It’s like asking a corporate executive for the numbers and her just wanting you take her word for them instead of showing you the real numbers.

Same. I don’t fuck with games with fewer words than Crime and Punishment. Give me something in the Infinite Jest range, with emphasis on the “infinite”.

Trademark ≠ copyright

Huh, weird, all the know-it-alls who are normally here insisting that the lack of supply can be blamed solely on the semiconductor shortage are mysteriously absent from this particular comment section.

The OG incels

Wow, Riot really is every bit the toxic shithole it seems to be, isn’t it?

We’ve come a long way since printing stickers at Blockbuster.

Hey, I’d be happy to pick this up if Sony would, you know, make enough consoles for me to be able to go to a store and get one. But they seem to be pretty content with scalpers buying all their stock and letting it molder in their garages instead of being in the hands of people who would spend money on games for them.

Yep, I’ll pick this up as a Greatest Hits on the PS5 Slim or whatever.

“Oh no, they have this weird, complicated time-locked demo thing going on. I missed the first one, and I don’t want to be completely lost starting with the second one, so I guess I just won’t play it. Oh look, another thing I can spend my money on that isn’t unnecessarily dicking me around.”

The lightsabers are already sold out. What’s the record for fastest sold out item in the header photo?

The lightsabers are already sold out. What’s the record for fastest sold out item in the header photo?

They post about things that will give them clicks and comments, which you have given them plenty of, further encouraging them to post about this topic you claim not to have any interest in.

You’re assuming that I have more fun playing the games than I do hunting deals for them and buying them.

They’re also cutting down on waste and carbon emissions by not producing and shipping anywhere near enough to meet demand. Really commendable.

Same. If the rumored upcoming “Pro” version has a transparent option, they can gladly take my money.