Gameplay starts at 0:47 for anyone that doesn’t want to watch a slideshow of nothing.

It doesn’t say anything about ratcheting wrenches. It says there are ratchets and there are also wrenches.

It doesn’t say anything about ratcheting wrenches. It says there are ratchets and there are also wrenches.

I know

So you can get...Ash’s Raichu?

Well yeah, they have to fill up your Pokemon storage so you have to buy an upgrade.

Yep, which is why literally every time I have ever been to a Chipotle, they have skipped over an ingredient I wanted and passed my food down the line, and I have to tell them to go back and add it and it takes longer than it would have if they hadn’t tried to rush me out. Weirdly, I never have this problem at Willy’s…

Oh wow, yet another reason to hate CBS. The shittiest sports coverage, locking Star Trek behind their bullshit subscription service, and now overt racism.

Ah, figures. I just wish there were a way to make them more about skill and less about luck.

Are crane games actually legit over there, or do they use cheap tricks to cheat you out of prizes like the ones in the US?

That’s a symptom, not the disease. If Nintendo had produced anywhere near enough to meet demand, people like this would be out of business.

This. A good mattress should last you about 10 years. If you spend $1000 on a good mattress, you’re only spending $100/year for good sleep.

This. A good mattress should last you about 10 years. If you spend $1000 on a good mattress, you’re only spending…

That’s a weird way to spell “Galaxy Quest”

That’s a weird way to spell “Galaxy Quest”

What baffles me is how crappy the actual store is. The store app is slow and buggy. Search is terrible. Design is counterintuitive. It wants to auto-play trailers for each game, but can’t buffer quick enough to play them at a respectable (or even recognizable) resolution.

It’s just a hot take to drive up clicks. Unfortunately, we fell for it.

That Audible deal is not showing up for me. Maybe because I’m already a subscriber?

That Audible deal is not showing up for me. Maybe because I’m already a subscriber?

Takata...offered its condolences—although notably, no apologies

Well, when in Cay-row, do as the Syrupmakers do.

Right? Like the 500 people in the US who get one can be disappointed it isn’t as colorful as the 200 people in Europe and 700 people in Japan who get one. The rest of us can just be disappointed in Nintendo for another terrible execution of a great idea.

But it’s Salvador Dali’s Fiat Chroma. Do you know how much it would be worth now?

Yeah, they’re preparing people by showing them something cool that they will most likely never be able to purchase.